Putting up a Tent

-Lex & Bob go out camping, they try to put up a tent-
Lex: Bob is there a manual for this thing?
Bob: what thing?
Lex: the tent.
Bob: why?
Lex: we need to put it up to sleep tonight! what stupid question is that?!
Bob: oh -puts hand in pants and plays with self a bit- there i put up a tent 
Lex: you did? where?
Bob: -points at his boner- right here -laughs-
Lex: -sighs- I'm the idiot for camping with your stupid ass.