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Friday, 2 September 2011

Bob its the police!


-knock knock-
Bob: whos there?
Officer: the police
Bob: the police who?
Officer: you must be kidding me... the police who will knock the door down if you dont open it.
Bob: haha good one, but i cant open for strangers.
Officer: open the door and stop playing games.
Bob: no,Lex told me not to open for strangers.
Officer: we are not strangers we are the police.
Bob: exactly what Lex told me.
Officer: what did Lex tell you Bob?
Bob: he told me that a bunch of idiots will come knocking your door calling them selves police and he told me never to open for them because they are a bunch of liars trying to steal my shoes.
-officer knocks the door down- Bob your coming with us -.-