Humpy Dumpy

Humpy Dumpy sat on a wall,

Humpy Dumpy humped the great wall
Humpy Dumpy had a great fall.

Humpy Dumpy is a clumsy dumb ball.

Who in the world would care for a freaky ball?
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Didn’t care to put Humpy together again.



Moking the Twinkle Star

    Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
    How I wonder what you are.
- now really you just called it a star then your wondering what it is? its a friking star -.-

    Up above the world so high,
    Like a diamond in the sky.
- I wanna get technical with this, technically its not up cuz when you think of earth its just orbiting the sun and its a big ball so where is up and where is down? not to mention that stars are all around space so they could be in any direction. BEAT THAT! lol

    When the blazing sun is gone,
    When the nothing shines upon,
    Then you show your little light,
    Twinkle, twinkle, all the night.
- ok the sun never goes anywhere we just spin round and round so we cant see it but it didnt move its ass its just in the other side of the world shining on someone more important than you. or maybe less important than you but either way its not gone.

    Then the traveller in the dark,
    Thanks you for your tiny spark,
    He could not see which way to go,
    If you did not twinkle so.
- hes dumb for traveling in the dark he should be in bed. and whats a stars twinkle to show in the dark? the thanks all goes to the moon really. XD

    In the dark blue sky you keep,
    And often through my curtains peep,
    For you never shut your eye,
    Till the sun is in the sky.
- so basically your saying stars stay up all night and sleep all day. according to this im a start too, and almost every teenager on the planet, yet the parents dont let them be stars “GO TO BED STAR” lol

    As your bright and tiny spark,
    Lights the traveller in the dark.
    Though I know not what you are,
    Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
- you still dont know what it is? your an …. ok i told you its a star and you have been calling it twinkling star ever since you started talking, how stupid could you be? ok fine its a big ball of burning gasses in space ready to explode at any moment and burn you dead! happy now?

AND WHY IS THIS STAR STILL TWINKLING?! x,X

Convinced yet?

Devil: oh look a fat girl. Go tell her she is fat and ugly. That would be so funny, I mean you and your friends could use a laugh.

Guy: lol yah that would be funny and cool. :p

Angel: no don’t, that’s not nice. How would you feel if someone told you your ugly? You wouldn’t like it, would you now? And there is nothing funny about it.

Guy: yah true true. Besides she’s not that ugly she’s just a bit fluffy.

Devil: come on Angel don’t ruin the moment. So what if your not nice every once in a while? What’s the worst that could happen? she will hate you for a while than she will forget. Even if she doesn’t forget, why would that matter?

Angel: no but that’s mean and mean people go to hell. You have to be nice and caring for other people.

Devil: what hell? There is no such thing as hell. Who said there is heaven and hell anyways?

Angel: god did, and he promised heaven for the good people and hell for the bad people.

Devil: ppfffftttt there is no god, your just making that shit up.

Guy: shut the fuck up both of you! -.- you guys are always arguing… that’s it with you two, get out of  here and discus this outside… and don’t come back till you solve this.

Devil: oh daaamin you got him angry Angel.

Angel: me?? You’re the one who started this.

Guy: GET OUT!

-They go out for a while… then they come back!-

Guy: so devil what is it? You guys are back is it solved?

Devil: yes, I have been making you sin all my life, I’m going to hell… I’m sorry I dragged you into my shit. I’m gonna pray that god forgives me.

Guy: oh really? So Angel you convinced him?

Angel: yes and he convinced me too, there is no such crap as heaven or hell or god. Just do what the fuck you want. Kick that fat bitch in the ass and laugh about it.

Devil: oh no angel no, that’s not nice.

Guy: WHAT! You guys are insane. How the fuck do you convince each other like that?

The itchy bitchy spider

The itchy-bitchy spider

Climbed up the water spout

Down came the pain

And kicked the spider out

Out came the gun

And dropped the spider dead

And the itchy-bitchy spider

Went straight to hell