Ancient artifacts

Bob: -brakes an ancient artifact in the museum-
Museum manager: -comes running to him and yelling- "you broke a very important artifact from160 BC,,, what have you done?!"
Bob: oh thank god, you made me worry, i thought it was new!
Lex: -dies- x.x 

Surpries!

Lex: hey bob congrats you got a new brother.

Bob: oh really? don't tell mom lets keep it a surprise for her 8D
Lex: what? -.- you idiot.